Yesterday, I sat down on a broken chair and busted my ass on the floor. Today, as I was reading a book outside, a bird shitted on my head. FML! I wonder what's in store for tomorrow.
My friend Lo was there to witness - and laugh her ass off - both momentous occasions. Yes Lo, just wait until a bird poops on your head! They say it's supposed to be good luck, but what the hell is good or lucky about poop being on your head? Nothing!
Oh yeah, I also was yelled at by a guard for bringing iced tea back from the cafeteria in my cup. You can bring milk back apparently, but not any other drinks. What's the big deal anyway? If I don't finish my drink, its going to go to waste anyway so why can't I bring it back to drink? Instead, I had to dump it on the grass. Retarded rules if you ask me.
Just a purposeless entry to make you laugh a little. So go ahead and laugh away, imagining my facial expression when I realized what the splat on my head was. Doh....
Oh and another little something you might find amusing. The guards found someone's handmade dildo the other day with a strap-on. He was waving it around even said to me, "If you see one of these, RUN." This place is a madhouse, but at least there are things that makes us laugh a little.
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