Last night, I was awakened countless times due to the snoring of the new lady in the cube next to mine - if you can even call it snoring, because animal noises was more like what it sounded like to me.
Let me paint the picture for you. Each cube in the wing has 3 people - two on a bunk and one single bed, separating each cube by a 5 inch thick half wall that goes as high as the top bunk. So basically, the person on the top bunk in the cube next to mine is right next to me, just about two feet higher.
Now first off, this is the absolute worst snorer I've ever encountered in my life - and I've seen some pretty bad ones, especially in here. She doesn't just snore tremendously loudly with so much congestion you can hear in her lungs and throat, but she screams repetitive sounds, like "KUUUUU!" It sounded almost like she was saying, "COOL! COOL! COOL! COOL! COOOL!" through the night.
If you think that was bad, it gets worse. She kicked my fan on the ledge of my bed onto me while I was asleep and now my leg is sore as hell! Definitely a purple and blue tomorrow. Then her arm was extended so it was practically hanging right over my face. And let me tell you, she is not a small lady. And all I could think about was how (1) her dirty dead skin cells were flickering onto my face because all I see her do is sleep and get up to take her meds and hardly shower, (2) how I wanted to rip out all the hairs in my head and (3) if I woke her up, would she try to fight me?
Needless to say, I woke up this morning with bloodshot red eyes, hair shed all over my bed, a bruised leg, and a grumpy attitude. Not "COOL" at all.
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